Can I get 2 ft. please!

So, Ive been going back and forth on what to talk about on this blog and whether or not i should i should have a theme, well I'm still praying on it.

For, now lets talk about the men in the clubs who stay babysitting. you know exactly who I'm talking about. I am talking about the one who play you close the whole night, the one the every time you exhale he inhales. This happens to me EVERY TIME I go out. It never fails.

They stay, smelling my neck, whispering in my ear, caressing my back, as if we came to the club together. I go to the bathroom, he waiting outside for me. I mean what is that? why would you do this to someone? Why are you hugging me? why? why? why???

What if my man walked in, what would be your explanation?

You got my friends laughing at me.

If your a guy and you're reading this, and this sounds sort of, kind of, a little bit like you. Here is some advice. You have to follow the 8 minute rule. You have 8 minutes total, to introduce and sell yourself. If after 8 minutes, your prey doesn't seem interested , spin wit it, tek weh self and move unto the next. It is just that simple.