Showing posts with label advice for men. Show all posts
Showing posts with label advice for men. Show all posts

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Can I get 2 ft. please!

So, Ive been going back and forth on what to talk about on this blog and whether or not i should i should have a theme, well I'm still praying on it.

For, now lets talk about the men in the clubs who stay babysitting. you know exactly who I'm talking about. I am talking about the one who play you close the whole night, the one the every time you exhale he inhales. This happens to me EVERY TIME I go out. It never fails.

They stay, smelling my neck, whispering in my ear, caressing my back, as if we came to the club together. I go to the bathroom, he waiting outside for me. I mean what is that? why would you do this to someone? Why are you hugging me? why? why? why???

What if my man walked in, what would be your explanation?

You got my friends laughing at me.

If your a guy and you're reading this, and this sounds sort of, kind of, a little bit like you. Here is some advice. You have to follow the 8 minute rule. You have 8 minutes total, to introduce and sell yourself. If after 8 minutes, your prey doesn't seem interested , spin wit it, tek weh self and move unto the next. It is just that simple.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Friday night, just got paid

I wasn't going to blog today, because i had no idea what i was going to talk about. BX Ryder suggested that i talk about her and her baby father drama, but i cant even want to. So I'll just say this to her, you are a terrific mom, so what you didn't pick the best person to have a child with, you still have a lot to be thankful for. Focus on that.

You know negative energy is contagious, and should be dismissed immediately. Whether you're the cause or someone else is, try your best to diffuse it as soon as possible. Keep your mind focus on whats important. Just ask yourself what is really important to you, what do you want today to bring. Be thankful for what you have, and whatever you don't, devise a plan to attain it. The world is yours.

What is wrong with men who don't know how to flirt. They make you feel so uneasy, right. Like you just wanna help them out, you start answering the question before they even ask. You know like hurry up and get to he point and ask about my man, so we can get this over with. And its the same thing all the time, like I'm gonna get a recorder and press play: "Monica, Brooklyn, I'm a Capricorn, yea I'm 23, i work and go to school, i really don't go out much, no i don't have any kids. YES i have a man, no you cant have my number, no i don't want yours, no i don't have any interest in being your friend, I'm acting like this because you are acting as if you didn't see me talking on the phone, reading my book, listening to my ipod, or just indulging my self in a
reminisce of last night.

P.S i just wanna thank the 84 people who have expressed an interest in me.